What you need to know to PREVENT BITCH TITS!! (this is good and a secret!)
(THIS IS IMPORTANT). First off, I'd like to tell you how pissed off I am about the lack of honest information about steroids on the internet. There is TONS of bad information written to look professional when in fact it is honest to god dogshit information. The scam is unreal guys, make sure you devour every single blog post on my blog because I'm going to hook you up so that you don't get screwed like I did for gyno surgery, not cheap but not horribly expensive either but who needs to blow $3500 bucks on gyno surgery when I can hook it up fat. Not only are websites giving bad information (blogs, steroid forums, "medical advice," steroid gurus) but also the dealers are hooking you up with bitch tits while they hide in some foreign country behind proxies or domains and servers on weird exotic islands no ones ever heard about before.
The biggest scam I'm noticing about bitch tits is the every-so-common recommendation that you take NOLVADEX with your testosterone (an aromatizing steroid). An aromatizing steroid is a bulking steroid that makes testosterone. Aromatase works when testosterone is floating around in the body. Aromtase responds to testosterone in the body by using its catalytic site on the enzyme to dock to testosterone and convert into estrogen and estradiol etc, via the expenditure of ATP.
When your estrogen gets too high because you are not killing the aromatize enzyme you get itchy nips which mean "OH SHIT" here comes fatty tissue behind my nipples. So what the fuck do we do about this shit so we don't end up with nipples that itch and convert into fatty tissue behind your nipples. Trust, me the devil fucks with you. I used cutting steroids which have ZERO potential to turn into estrogen and still had itchy nipples but no subsequent formation of fatty tissue behind or around them (THANK JESUS) but still don't appreciate the devil fucking with my head. That's what I'm saying, this information I'm giving you is so lite because I'm protecting you from the devil which is priceless, do you know how much it costs to talk about that mother fucker? A LOT more than it costs to talk about the bible.
I digressed a little. Let's get back on track. Let's talk about how NOT to get bitch tits. There are a couple of ways I know how to do this: 1) Just take cutting steroids and cycle them off ~ 10 weeks on, then heal your liver, recommended time would then be 10 weeks off but your liver might be different, you might need more time. Make sure to get your liver enzymes checked (your ALT and AST) after you've taken some time away from the juice. If they aren't elevated, in my opinion, your liver is back to normal and you are good to go on another cycle (REALLY EXCITING BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS GOOD FOR YOUR LOVE LIFE AND FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS ETC).
The cutting steroids that I know of are the most regular and popular ones that I know of and include: Primobolan (generic name, metenolone) (yes, good shit but expensive), primo makes lean muscle mass like no other. Proviron is otherwise known as masterolone (generically know as masterolone), good shit but also a little pricy, Anavar (generic name: oxandrolone), this shit is amazing dope, it makes me aggressively attack the weights like I'm hungry for mad muscle gains like Arnold Schwarzenegger is talking about.
One thing I hate about all the YouTube videos is Arnie talking about being hungry for muscle, and the videos of him exerting tons of energy into his workouts and then not mentioning anything about how you do this shit. When I was natty (which I still am off the cycle cause I'm not going to let this cool ass shit destroy my life like steroids did to Ronnie Coleman and Flex Wheeler not to mention all the other commonly dead bodybuilders like Kimbo Slice that died of heart failure and the others that had heart attacks that you never hear about).
I was saying when I was natty I was confused about what the fuck Arnold was always doing in pumping iron and talking about all this crap that I found out is steroid related. Trust me, if you shoot up 4 grams of testosterone a week and however many units of growth hormone you need (can't afford this shit yet plus I heard it's bad shit for you, worse than steroids) and you're doing dope like Anavar you are going to seriously have it in for the weights. You're going to literally feel like you're attacking those weights someday, and this feels great. You're also going to form more mitochondria in your cells (your body's powerhouse) and produce ATP and therefore have tons more energy to workout with.
Who the fuck knows what terribly risky bullshit like 4 grams of testosterone does to your dog shit on top of all that other gear. What I'm saying is, you simply can't be natty and address the weights as Arnold does in pumping iron documentary and on youtube videos. I think Arnold is great, and I think he has good intentions and everything and I love the terminator series not to mention older unknown flicks like Commando (love it). So let's just say I'm adding a disclaimer for him. You can't do that without a full stack of steroids and don't let yourself get depressed about it if your natty because I was natty for 25 years pretty much and made great gains and had a lot of fun with that shit but that shit from Arnie depressed me.
Let's get back to it. I mentioned 3 cutting steroids: 1) Primobolan aka metenolone, 2) Anavar aka oxandrolone and 3) Proviron aka masterolone. The 4th cutting steroid I hear about is Winstrol and that one I've heard rumors from Jesus and the Devil and shit is HELLA LIVER DAMAGING, worse for your liver than d-bol which I read from a famous doctor is equivalent to having like 9 shots of 80 proof liquor per dope pill. If you know otherwise and heard better or are cycling fine with that or have any information whatsoever about Winstrol please hit me up at my contact me address so I can talk about it with you. With just Jesus and the Devil telling me this shit and the Creator who is the Devil too who knows what the fuck is up.
Now we've talked about 4 cutting steroids: 1) Primobolan, 2) Anavar, 3) Proviron and 4) Winstrol. These steroids ABSOLUTELY WILL not give you bitch tits. You don't have to take anything alongside of these like you have to with testosterone. Note again NOVALDEX will not protect you from getting bitch tits. Again NOVALDEX with TESTOSTERONE is a NO GO. TRUST ME, if you take NOVALDEX with TEST or SUSTANON or any of the other mixes of testosterone you WILL GET ITCY NIPS followed by puffy ass titties. The only reason to ever take NOVALDEX and TESTOSTERONE together is to become the GOAT like Marilyn Manson.
Other beefs and protection I want to give you. There are supposedly a lot of other steroids that have an anti-estrogen effect and you can "SUPPOSEDLY" take these with testosterone to prevent it from aromatizing and giving you bitch tits. One such steroid is Proviron. Rumor or word from the professional "Good SEO" websites on the internet say you can take Proviron with testosterone and you won't need anything to protect you from bitch tits. WRONG, wtf is that all about. WHO THE FUCK WOULD RISK THAT DUMB ASS shit. For real, don't try this or you'll be waiting at line at the gyno surgeon.
It's not just proviron that does this, if you read enough you'll probably learn that every steroid protects you from bitch tits. Guess what, if you order steroids from some sites you can even be sent free testosterone with Nolvadex at no charge whatsoever. DID U JUST READ THAT. I said some dude thought I hadn't had bitch tits already and sent me free testosterone with free Nolvadex and thought I was dumb as shit to give me another gyno surgery. Dealers are dealing bitch tits for free. The only way to not get bitch tits is to take ANASTROLE with your testosterone.
What the fuck ratio of anastrozole to testosterone do you need per mg of testosterone and per mg of anastrozole I would like to know. But I have so much beef with testosterone just check out my other blog post called "I HATE TESTOSTERONE and THIS IS WHY." There you have the hookup, anastrozole goes with testosterone so you don't get bitch tits. But make sure before you take testosterone you check out my other blog post, "MY BEEF WITH TESTOSTERONE." Thanks so much for hooking yourself up, please free to contact me with anything else. Trust me, steroids are amazing and I'll talk legitimately about my first and second cycle in my other blog posts, trust me, you gotta check that out too. Also check out my other blog post for where to buy steroids from (No one tells you on the internet usually, this is a juicy hook-up).
Take care,
Tyler Jobs
